You get Ethel back and find Malloy! Well, I guess I underestimated you. I don't want to celebrate with you. I'll go call for help. Man, old chicks is where it's at. I thought all landscapers were Mexican. I want a large - Can you repeat that? Well, Steve brought him here, but i raised him as my own. Well, except for the fact that she's an alcoholic.
Only you can prevent forest- Fire! Only you can prevent big vats of acid. Do I look like a rapist to you? I'll be taking a nap. I'm Connie, by the way. Look, Ethel, I'm sorry things turned out like this. Maybe less people in the park is a good thing. Since I'm the top ranger here, Woody asked if I'd show you around.
And taking down this ad for The Rosie O'Donnell Show. Oh, that actually had a happy ending. And one star because you have a nice body and a okay face. Minus, one star for attitude. What the hell do you thing you're doing? We don't want to offset the balance of nature. I'm here for the pillow fight.
You crackers have fun working. How could you say that? It's good to be here, speaking to the nub scouts. So, who do you think will be ranger of the month this month, Denzel? She's still kicking your ass, Steve. I'm going to destroy you. You're gonna spend the next 3 days picking up litter.
That guy you hit with a jet ski decided to forget the lawsuit. You get one star for saving that man's life. Malloy, how's the diet going, son? The truth is I need you, Ethel. Malloy, I found those chocolate bars you like, little buddy. We work for the government, and he's B-L-A-C-K. You don't have the balls. Oh, man, I'm just kidding.
Sorry, that's my vagina growling. Just last week, I saved a drowning man that was knocked out by a jet ski. Hey, get out of the fast lane, you stupid mountain. You're really not helping your case. Then why don't you I don't know how to fly a chopper! Connie, when does Ethel start her period? Where the hell have you been? If you think you're man enough to take this from me, then game on. Don't say anything about the amputee kid.
Actually, you fired Ethel this morning. Well, I guess it is always me. Oh, just 'cause I'm a redneck, I'm a rapist? Hold on, Malloy wants to talk to you. Ranger of the month here at Brickleberry National Park Don't say anything about the amputee kid. You're not gonna rape me, are you? Oh, my God, that was close. Yeah, he wasn't much help.
A bear cub's diet should consist of berries miller moths, and grass. That's why she was fired from Yellowstone. Sometimes it's a little tricky. I mean Okay, I'll just return these. Come on, Tong King Pong. You look like exactly like a rapist. Well, they probably taste the same, right? Well, come by any time you want to talk about Ethel.
Take it all in, kids. No more junk food for you, snuggly bear. You just love talking about yourself, don't you? She was ranger of the month at Yellowstone. Yo, why those telephone poles so hairy? We know it's always you. With my name on it right there. I guess that explains why I got this duct tape and chloroform, right? That den mother is gorgeous. She thinks I'm an asshole now.
Maybe Oh, your cab's here. This diet is for your own good. Look, I just want to help the park, and from what I've seen, it needs a lot of help. I got two large supreme pies with melty-cheese-filled butter crusts, Three dozen wings with extra ranch, two-liter coke, and a cup of fried chicken fat. I'll beat the flames out. I can't do this without you.