Now I've got one for you. Thought you were with him. I'm so glad I'm here. Within one week we were in love. She gave me this bracelet. Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
And last but not least, representing the University of Ithaca, North-East regional champions, Hagan Hall! If I am found by rebel agents, I will be brutally tortured and fed to goats. Allow me to apologize to you all. University Of Ithaca Faculty Member uncredited. Eat my ass, Korkin, 'cause I had to swallow a whole pound of weed, and then they made me listen to techno all night. When you get to Jenna, you'll know what to do. It means I don't cheat. Hagan Hall, resume play or forfeit.
Yeah, that car sucked, anyway. I'm currently getting my PhD. I just recorded a new song yesterday, actually. You probably already know what the movie's about, but just in case. You probably have seen a lot of him on the net. It's a top-featured video on YouTube. I am the property master and you are my servant! We actually won our beer pong tournament.
I actually invented that trick. I'm gonna tell you what I used to tell my children every single day. Here I am praying for a miraculous rescue before the cops take us all to jail! Do you remember the song you wrote for me? The relentless pursuit of academic excellence. Unless, of course, you can do that. You are the hole in the ass.
I wish you birthed me. I have wondered about you many times. I swear, if you didn't have a boner right now, I'd kick your ass. See you in an hour. Call me tonight, all right? Yeah, so, I'm sorry, you were saying, about the young, hot, exotic Jenna? Thus the high-tech athletic gear.
So then, is sex without love the same thing as premarital sex? How may I help you? But right now, both you douche bags need to focus. You're now so big and strong. We'll get through it, and I'll just stay busy until he gets back. And may the best team win. I'm a trained first responder, okay? Okay, unlike you, I don't cheat.
I don't know, but if not, you sure should be. Thought you took care of that. I'm on a mission here. He founded the Chastity Movement. Want to watch '' in the comfort of your own home? Okay, go under my arm. Mom, you're doing it again.
Maybe you wanna sing your little swan song first, In The Buff. But now we're here, alone in the wilderness, all by ourselves. Please don't leave me here, Korkin. Is that good enough for you? Well, we could give you guys a ride to the next town, I guess. So, what do you know, Mr. No need to go all third world on me.
Do not let him into your head. Peons, plebes and punk-ass bitches. Ryan told me what you did during his campus visit. So then you're gonna walk through it going. And get this, the weed was gone. Girlfriends and beer pong don't mix.
So, you guys gonna hook up or what? All right, all right, all right! Better update those hepatitis shots, bro. Momma Hartman as Kim Banta Rest of cast listed alphabetically:. I am now destitute, penniless, homeless. I am playing the pied piper. You know, Andy and I are pretty good friends. Where the hell is Illinois? I think you should come.